Meet with roughneck - from United Kingdom

Well here it goes the most honest profile on the planet...Oh before I go any further, ladies I'm not stupid, why do some of you show pictures of yourself wearing a wedding ring...do you honestly think I'm going to reply it just shows me that you are after only one thing....and that is'nt me :( ok now my friends tell me that Im supposed to say something about myself, (right! Easier said than done) so here goes (this is the time to go and wash your hair or put the kettle on). I'm short, fat, old & bold...no really I'm 64 years old, 5ft 11in tall, medium build, hair I had some but woke up one morning to find that it had gone AWOL, so sorry I'm BALD, and no I'm not wearing a rug for anyone. (Haha! This is where 99.9% of you click off the profile, so bye and thanks for reading this far) for the last 1% My friends say that I'm honest, trustworthy, sincere, faithful, loyal and have GSOH (makes me sound like bloody lassie!) these are things they say to my face, don't know what they say behind my back though? But if I were honest I wouldn't disagree with the honest, trustworthy, sincere, faithful and loyal part. I live life to the full, as you never know what life will throw at you next. I know what I want from life and looking for a special lady to share this with. I enjoy the outdoors, walks along the beach or in the countryside, fishing, camping, keeping fit/weight lifting (no muscle man) socialising with friends (when I get the chance) having a good old laugh at life and all that goes with it, On the other hand I'm quite at home in front of the fire with a glass of wine and a beautiful lady (kettle must have boiled now) Basically I'm like everyone else on here I'm looking for the person i can spend the rest of my life with, be happy in each others company, whether that happens who knows. I have to believe you are out there you may be on my doorstep or you maybe miles away either in England or in a different country....I will find you.